1. Robin Thicke, what is your deal?
2. Did it all start to go down hill when you cut your luscious Creed hair?
3. Is this an optical illusion, or is that really your hand in a lady's butt?
It's just so...way up there.
4. "Blurred Lines" is clearly very rapey, do you agree?
No thank you!
5. Where is Alan Thicke during all of this?? Shouldn't he be throwing life lessons at this situation left and right?
6. What does your wife actually think of you these days?
7. Not to beat a dead horse, but was she mad when Miley did her pancake booty grind on you?
8. This question is for you Canada: Can you please kindly dispose of your trash in your own dumpsters?
We have had enough of this.
9. This one is most important, and for you Pharrell: What is a dude like you hanging around this guy?
- Surely you have cooler friends?
10. Ok back to you, Thicke: Were you aware that you spelled "is" wrong in this video?
Someone needs a better editor.
11. And the final question that just begs to be asked: Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice?