Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Kwestions for Kimye Re: Your Recent Engagement

Kanye - I will answer your kwestion with another kwestion:
1. Why so whiney?


2. Why San Francisco?


3. Are either of you from San Francisco?

(No)

4. Why AT&T Park?


5. Do either of you like the Giants?

(me neither)

6. Or even baseball at all?

(pictured here live tweeting a basketball game, which you don't seem to enjoy much either, if we are being honest)

7. Was this purely a stunt to get back at Dodger's fans?


8. Where are you today? Still in SF?


9. Is Khloe available to hang out?

(please??)

10. Is that the creator of Girls Gone Wild?


11. Shouldn't he be in jail?


12. In light of recent events, was Bruce Jenner left out?
 
 (you were right not to invite him, he would just cause a scene)

13. Is that thing heavy??

(it sure looks heavy)

14. Which felt better: Getting engaged, or getting engaged in clothes other people aren't allowed to have yet?

15. In the above, you guys look:
A. Happy
B. Rich
C. Confused
 


16. WHERE IS (K)NORTH?! Why is she never with you two?

 (The (K) is silent)

17. Do you have a prenup?
 
 
18. Are all of the Kardashians excited?


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